I write books and articles, and do internet stuff. Books include Blood Rites, Cannibals, Doktor Snake’s Voodoo Spellbook, How To Be Famous, Hash Brownies, and Human Sacrifice.
And my byline and work has appeared in over a thousand newspapers, magazines and online media around the world, including The Independent, Financial Times, Sunday Express, The Guardian, Sunday Telegraph, Daily Express, Mail On Sunday, Best Magazine, Chat, How To Spend It, Maxim, Front, and The Sun.
I’ve been on talk radio and TV in the UK, US and Europe. That kinda thing is fun. But I’m pretty inarticulate, so I’m surprised people asked me back.
As to regular jobs…
I’ve only ever had one. This was between the ages of 16 and 19 in an antiquarian bookshop in Northampton in Britain’s Midlands. In between valuing and selling rare books, much of the day was spent playing poker and drinking rum. Not ideal qualifications for the workplace, hence I was never able to secure a job again.